8/14- Alice

i would like to take some real pictures would you consider helping me

8/15- Me

yah that'd be icy hot

8/15- Alice

indeed so tell me about the details and what you might have in mind

8/15- Me

well i have 2 sets of beads- plastic and the high quality ones you saw on the website. would you like to be on the website as well? and where do you live?

maybe you can dress up like a wizard or a mouse. people like mice costumes. what do you think about that?

8/18- Alice

i can do what ever you like and more

i am in istanbul Turkey at the moment and I would love to meet you

What are your details

8/18- Me

Alice,

Well I am in the US so meeting you will be a little hard. Do you have a teleporter device? I found one on eBay once but I was outbid at the last second by some "sniper" for a mere $500,000 more. That was the sucks.

Oh BTW do you know why they changed it from Constantinople to Istanbul?

Well if you liked my wizard and mouse costume idea, that shows that you are a spectacular individual, and that makes everyone smile.

However, first things first. I need a picture of you. And to make sure that you don't send me some random person's picture you found on the Entirenet, I need you to take a very special picture.

1. Hold a bottle of beer in your right hand. If you have a bottle of Bud Light, that would be extraordinary.

2. In your other (left hand), hold up a sign that reads, "I love The House and anal beads! Icy Hot!" Please make this sign with a white background and thick, black magic marker. This way I can actually see the tag!

Send me a pic and we'll work something out with the anal beads. Have a good one!